Friday, July 15, 2011

Come, Mister tally man, tally me Banita…..

The Banita

Two hours ago I might have said that this banana-flavored treat was the best fake-tasting popsicle that I've had so far but now I'm not so sure. Why? Because I'm feeling slightly nauseous with a weird taste in my mouth that won't go away. Campari always does the trick.

Okay, here come the puns. Why do companies keep slipping customers this stuff? What is the appeel? I found one reviewer online who wasn't exactly doing cartwheels and splits over the Banita and boy did he have plenty to say (267 words to his credit). The bottom line is you get what you pay for at 8 Banitas for 3.59€. Saturday will close the week on another gelato post so in the meantime, T.G.I.F. with this classic, classic scene from Beetlejuice.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXVHITd1N4

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11 Comments:

Blogger Saretta said...

Gelato manufacturers should stop monkeying around with these crazy flavors! ;-)

4:53 PM, July 15, 2011  
Blogger Danielle said...

Haha, I'm intrigued and appalled at the same time by this banana flavor!

5:44 PM, July 15, 2011  
Anonymous Bella said...

Rowena, I'm sorry the fake banana pops made you ill! I love that you're writing these honest reviews! I'm not really a ice cream pop kind of person but I'm sure this would not be a flavor I'd want to try. Yay for the Beetlejuice clip! I thought that movie was so cute! :)

7:39 PM, July 15, 2011  
Blogger Murissa Maurice said...

Happy Weekend! Hope you find one flavour that "appeels" to all of us. Seems like you are a fruit girl, maybe try a nutty flavour? Last weekend I tried whisky cream in gelato form and it was the best I have had in a long time.

The Wanderfull Traveler

9:19 PM, July 15, 2011  
Blogger Rowena... said...

Saretta - haaaa! High five on that one, what a barrel of laughs!!

Danielle - odd how banana is not a very common flavor at the really good gelato places. I always make a point of trying it if I see it.

Bella - 2 more weeks to go of this crazy self-imposed gelato quest. How do I ever get myself into these things?

Murissa - there is a sicilian almond flavor that I've got my eye on but I think the next tasting will be coffee granita and a brioche. For breakfast.

11:15 PM, July 15, 2011  
Blogger Nicole said...

LOL! artificial banana popsicle sounds awful!

1:34 AM, July 16, 2011  
Blogger K and S said...

fake banana...ew!

4:56 AM, July 16, 2011  
Blogger Rowena... said...

Nicole - certainly nothing to go ape about!

Kat - get this...the yellow hard coating sort of grinds down to a waxy substance that reminded me somewhat of those syrup-filled waxed candies that I used to eat as a kid? Remember the coke bottle shaped ones? Anyway, you get this sensation of teeny tiny wax bits in your mouth that eventually dissolve. What a bunch of fake cr*p!

2:08 PM, July 16, 2011  
Blogger K and S said...

OMG! I remember flattening out that wax to make "fake nails" with them...eesh, hope you didn't get too sick!

8:03 PM, July 16, 2011  
Blogger elle marie said...

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice! lol STOP< I can't get that song out of my head now...

3:45 AM, July 17, 2011  
Blogger Rowena... said...

elle marie - they really oughtta do a remake of that movie but who in the world could replace Keaton? He was tops!

9:57 AM, July 18, 2011  

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